I think those little cars that people wear are called “Smart Cars.” I guess they’re great for gas mileage since they are basically a speed bump on a roller skate.

Years ago I witnessed an accident between a Toyota Corolla and a Mercedes. Guess who came out on top!? The poor girl in the Toyota was unconscious and the woman in the Mercedes was untouched. I dread to think of the collision between a Smart Car and a Mercedes. Would…